In 50 days...

 
   In 50 days the Penguins will begin the season against the Anaheim Ducks at 7:08PM Eastern at Consol Energy Center in quest of their 4th Stanley Cup in franchise history. So naturally we're going to select a player in Pens history who wore the number 50. One player wore this number in team history and it was during the 2003-2004 season. Goaltender Martin Brochu (wtf? who? luls? wut?). He played one career game for the Pittsburgh Penguins and split time with the Wheeling Nailers and Wilkes-Barre Scranton Penguins. I do not know what else I can possibly say, except this dude was an NHL slut and traveled from team to team, mainly minor league teams and was bad at hockeys. In addition he played for the Capitals and Canucks during his career so there's that.

*Career stats* what an epic career.

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   As @Bobbles412 stated yesterday we are all saddened by the loss of EASHL in NHL 15. We, being @Kingling43 @YouMeAndDupuis and yours truly @ZackMorris82 are seriously jammed up about there not being any team play in NHL 15. You may think that we are posting this for attention and views, but i'm afraid i've got some baddddddddddd newsssssssssssss. We're seriously jammed as shit because of no teamplay. Not because of the fact that there is no EASHL, it is the fact that we were lied to, deceived and cheated on by EA Sports. EA Sports claims it's quote "In the Game", but newsflash it is not. EA Sports waited until 20 some odd days before the release to crush our hopes and dreams. It's not just us who are sad mad, and jammed and want to destroy Rammer's house, life and career, it's the NHL 15 community. Countless tweets, such as ours calling for #FreeEASHL because we as a community felt like we have been robbed of something we loved, took pride in, and greatly enjoyed playing. Imagine going to Sam's Club every Saturday for samples of fruit snacks and pies, then one Saturday they just take it away from you, or it's like Burger King just randomly taking away their ever so popular chicken fries because they made YOU the CONSUMER happy. Because let's be real, EASHL did not lose EA Sports any money. In fact, you could only spend money, buy purchasing attributes to boost your player and or boost slots to make your guy better.

By taking out EASHL, EA Sports (@Rammer34)  screwed a lot of people including the 4 out of the 5 of us. Reason being, we all (except one, very smart one) made the leap from the Xbox 360 community to the Playstation community for a new ultimate gaming experience. We imagined playing Chel (NHL for you degenerates) on a new console, in which graphics were enhanced, features were new, and gameplay was smoother. Instead, we will be separated from each other, crying, tweeting @Rammer34 and complaining about how no EASHL is in this game. In a way, we all bought PS4's (except for one of us) to be connected and to share a new gaming experience. However, EA Sports decided to bone us welllllll after we had already purchased these PS4's. Not saying I do not enjoy my Playstation but you can damn well bet I planned on playing EASHL with my homies on that console. Instead @Rammer34 decided to ruin our hopes and dreams like the piece of shit that he is. If you notice, we're deliberately using Rammer (Sean Ramjagsingh)'s twitter handle throughout our posts to encourage you to also #FreeEASHL and give EA Sports what they deserve.

I'm not saying I'm going to boycott the game, however I plan to buy a used copy to make a statement, and if EA Sports gets .00002 less cent out of that, than I am content. We have numerous memories playing EASHL together, including ending numerous careers, #BannerLiveTweet every Thursday (in which we have won 12 straight banners), ruining friendships in real life (looking at you Kevin Kaufman) and scoring big time goals and making the Bae's happy. This will come to an abrupt end because of @Rammer34 in just about a month. EASHL was one of the top / best game modes of recent years in the NHL franchise and just like Paul Walker, it was taken too soon. I really hope a statement is made to EA by either losing mad amounts of money, and or @Rammer34 getting fired for "cheaping" out when last year, NHL 14 was not released for the new generation consoles because NHL wanted to "perfect" their game and make sure they added "everything." Well, guess what, NHL 15 is just about out and no EASHL and or GM Connected, which was also a very popular game mode that many players looked forward to playing. In conclusion, number 50 is one of the irrelevant numbers in Pittsburgh Penguins history but @Rammer34 is the anti-christ and you, our beloved readers must know the truth. Stay tuned tomorrow for more Rammer hate as well as to see who number 49 on our epic countdown will be.