Friday, November 30, 2012

Things we are missing because of the lockout

So we are bored and there isn't any hockey in the near future so we wanted to remind you what you're missing because of the lockout.  Some of these are serious, some are just being complete trolls.  This is where we are right now.  A list of stuff we are missing because of the lockout.

  • Fleury giving up a softy 12 seconds into the game.
  • Paul Martin's horrid defense.
  • Some let down game against the Islanders.
  • Getting trapped to death by the Devils 6 times.
  • Giving up some 3 goal lead in the 3rd period.
  • Montreal booing an icing.
  • Toronto thinking they'll actually make the playoffs.
  • Rick DiPietro getting hurt.
  • Crosby sucks.
  • OCDB getting out coached over and over.
  • Puck bunnies.  (THANK GOD)
  • The Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • People dry humping the air to get on the big screen at Consol.
  • Pierre gargling Mike Richards balls.
  • Everyone gargling the Rangers balls.
  • Brian Burke making some awful trade.
  • A dumb Brendan Shanahan suspension video.
  • Steigy's Hobey Baker "jokes".
  • Bob Errey drunk.
  • Ryan Mill.
  • Malkin interviews.
  • TK peppering the glass and the goalies chest.
We probably missed some.  7 people are probably gonna read this post.  Quite frankly this was a post for the sake of making a post.  And we are really really bored.  So yeah.  If you are one of the like 7 people that actually make it this far and you have something else to add to this list that isn't "Crosby owning the league" or "Malkin running train on some team" then leave a comment or something.  AND enjoy this video.

Go Pens and end the lockout and all that jazz and what not.