HF Boards: Random Trades

So with the Olympic break in like 69 minutes, trades might start flowing in the NHL before the roster freeze. Where else to go to look for some of the "Best" trade rumors out there than our good friends over at the HF Boards.

Our first trade comes from our good buddies from the Great White North in the great city of Toronto. Warning: You may want to grab paint thinner or something after reading this deal.

Mason Raymond

Matia Marcantuoni + 2014 4th Round Pick










The only thing I would give up for Mason Raymond is a 7th and even that's probably too much.

Nikolai Kulemin

Matt Niskanen









I decided to get this one out of the way early so that we can move on from this.

With this post, there aren't enough stupid Penguins trades on the website to do a post of all Penguin trades so we're just gonna look at some of the league wide trade offers on here as well. Sometimes, they're just as enjoyable and don't wanna make you drive off a cliff.

Here's a great Florida and Edmonton trade...

Alexsander Barkov
Dimitry Kulikov

Nail Yakupov
Oscar Klefbom
2015 1st










This deal would take place after the draft, by why in the hell would Florida trade two of their promising young stars for an underachieving winger, a D prospect, and a first round pick. Pretty sure you have to fail an IQ test to post here.

This isn't really a proposal but someone said Letang or a package around Letang for Jordan Eberle.

First of all, NO. Second of all, what makes you think a Letang + deal is worth Jordan Eberle? Theres no way. Get out of here.


Here's a couple trades that were put together in one post. Prepare to be dumber after this.

Brandon Sutter
2014 1st

Sam Gagner

Mike Weaver

2014 2nd Round Pick

Matt Moulson

2014 1st

Ray Whitney

2014 2nd
2014 5th

Ales Hemsky

2014 3rd
2014 4th

Mike Cammaleri

2014 1st
Patrick Maroon

Tomas Vanek

2014 1st
Fucale

Jake Allen
2014 1st

Ryan Miller









Let's break these down. Why would the Penguins trade Brandon Sutter for Sam Gagner and also add a first round pick. There's no way, no way.  The Flyers probably do the trade with Florida because they don't have enough shitty defensemen. Matt Moulson to Vancouver for a 1st makes complete sense for both sides, especially Buffalo. The next two are whatever. Mike Cammaleri can go wherever on the West Coast, keep him away from the Penguins. Vanek to the Habs and the Isles get Fucale in return makes a lot of sense on both sides. Last but not least, why in the hell would the Blues trade their top goalie prospect for Ryan Fucking Miller.

Claude Giroux

Shea Weber








Ummmmm......


Sad thing is, Holmgren does this.