HF Boards: Random

It's been awhile since the last HF Boards post. The last one that I did was with the Kris Letang speculation since Rossi thought he was gonna be traded instead of extended. This post is just going to be random trades that I find on HF Boards. Some of them will be Penguins trades and some will just be random terrible NHL trades. Grab some popcorn and sit back and enjoy.

First trade will probably not surprise anyone if you have been reading my posts.

Brandon Sutter

Carl Gunnarson
Nikolai Kulemin










Nikolai Kulemin to the Pens on an HF Boards trade?!?! NO WAY!

The next trade is another Pens trade and it might make you drive your head through a wall. If you even know who the other player is.

Brooks Orpik

Jason Zucker









Ummmmmm we aren't sure why the Pens would even consider this but this isn't even bad compared to some of the shit that I've seen.

The next one isn't a Pens trade, but I'm pretty sure if you are a fan of either team, you're gonna think 'What the fuck'.

Matt Duchene

Oliver Ekman-Larsson





Both of these guys are great players, and this trade probably works in NHL 14, but no reason why either team does this deal.

The next trade might be the dumbest thing ever.

Nail Yakupov
Martin Marincin
2014 1st

Ryan Miller
Matt Moulson







Why in the hell would the Sabres trade Matt Moulson right after the acquired him? The Ryan Miller move would make sense if the Oilers were a playoff team but I don't think they are and giving up one of their best prospects (who just so happens to be a defenseman makes zero sense.) Plus as Pens fans, we want Ryan Miller to stay in the East.

The next one might make you laugh and you almost think it could happen.

Claude Giroux

Morgan Rielly
Nazem Kadri
James Reimer
2014 First Round Pick







First of all, this is entirely too much for Giroux, so it would never happened because Holmgren couldn't get this type of package for him because he's an idiot. Second, why the hell would the Leafs trade Morgan Rielly or James Reimer? But as Pens fans, we can just laugh at this. I guess if this would happen, Holmgren would get a laugh after he lost the JVR trade.

Does Toronto really want this ^

Somehow, I doubt Brian Burke would do that trade.

This next one is a "WHAT?" trade.

Tyler Ennis
Jake McCabe
2014 1st Round (NYI)
2015 1st Round (BUF)
2 2nd Round Picks

Patrick Kane

The next trade is one that, even if you don't like Marc-Andre Fleury, as a Pens fan, you'll never ever ever want to see.

Ryan Miller

Marc-Andre Fleury
Tanner Glass
2014 1st Round
2015 3rd Round








Um? First of all, HUGE overpayment because Ryan Miller sucks. Second this sums up our feels.

Yeah please no.

And if that was bad, this might be just as bad.

Slava Voynov
Tanner Pearson

James Neal
Matt Niskanen










Who is Tanner Pearson and why would anyone even suggest this?

And last but not least, since we all love the Schenn brothers on this blog, we leave you with this

Nail Yakupov OR
Jordan Eberle

Brayden Schenn
Luke Schenn

Other than Paul Holmgren, why would ANYONE want the Schenn bros?

Until next time

Go Pens.