HF Boards - Pens Drinking Game

Well, the trade deadline has came and passed, the Pens added a few guys.  Maybe you have heard of them?

So after a few weeks of hiatus of writing HF Boards posts, I'm back.  This time, it's gonna be a little bit of a change until free agency/draft.

I'm going to find a random post somewhere in HF Boards, preferably on the Pens thread, and write about it.  Hopefully its as interesting to you as it is me.

This weeks thread is about the Pens Drinking Game
Pens Drinking Game

So I'm sure this might interest a lot of you and you might try it as early as tonight, I'm going to comply the best thoughts put forward and we are going to create our own drinking game.

03-05-2013, 01:52 PM	#5
Antaris The Greatest FA Ever Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sweden Country:  Posts: 2,014 vCash: 500	Everytime Errey says "LOOK AT HIM GO!" take a drink

This one right here might get you drunk without adding anything else to the game.

So that will go in the 1 drink category.

03-05-2013, 02:01 PM	#9
Chancellor Vitale Moderator Trust the Ray. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Fangorn Country:  Posts: 20,781 vCash: 500	Every time Orpik misses an assignment around the net that results in a scoring chance, drink. (Note: heavy stocks of alcohol are required for this variant.)

HAHAHA this one is perfect, Probably could add Engo to this list as well.

1 Drink.

03-05-2013, 02:01 PM	#10
Dying Alive Not a man, man. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pittsburgh Country:  Posts: 3,392 vCash: 500	Take a drink every time Steigerwald says something that is completely incorrect. Chug the remainder of the drink if Errey politely corrects him.

Haha, as we all know by listening to Steiggy and Errey that this happens alot, so this could make listening to them not as bad.

03-05-2013, 02:06 PM	#14
Dying Alive Not a man, man. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Pittsburgh Country:  Posts: 3,392 vCash: 500	Do a shot any time Errey makes a bad pun out of a players name. For example, the Horseless Hedman or the Alaskan Crabb ("Crabb is from Alaska, Steiggy!")

Haha, this guy is brilliant.  Add Steigy poor jokes (for example the Hobey Baker Joke)

If you don't know what I mean by the Hobey Baker joke, here you go.

Take a shot just for me having to include that video.

The next one is for Everyone's Favorite Player

03-05-2013, 03:37 PM	#17
NCPens Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4 vCash: 500	Take a shot every time they say Kennedy shoots.

Haha, take another shot if they add "blocked into the net" directly after.

Not posting the next one but take 2 drinks if TK shoots into the chest of the goalie.

Another suggestion would be Finish the bottle when the Pens allow the other team to score with less than 7 seconds left in a period (I highly suggest not doing this one)

03-05-2013, 09:36 PM	#37
PensPlz Registered User Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Country:  Posts: 1,276 vCash: 500	Take a shot every time Bob Errey mentions the length of someone's stick.

YESSSSS.

If you're really trying to get drunk during a Pens game, then I highly suggest doing the next one, but the only requirement is watching the Root Sports feed.

03-06-2013, 06:00 PM	#46
MetalheadPenguinsFan Embrace The Hate!!!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Country:  Posts: 19,163 vCash: 137	- Chug a drink everytime Steigy and Errey go off on a tangent that's totally unrelated to the game for at least 5 minutes.

Probably would be hammered at the end of the 1st period, at the latest.

Someone else suggested that you should drink every time Potash makes you feel awkward.

03-10-2013, 11:21 PM	#59
iamjs Medieval User Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Johnstown/Pittsburgh Country:  Posts: 6,068 vCash: 1350	in order to prevent hangovers or make them less likely, anytime Errey mentions "the water" or "Fiji Water", take a long drink of bottled water (Fiji, if available)

The only bad part is, alcohol might be cheaper than drinking a Fiji water.

This next one only gets mentioned for the opening sentence. Pure gold.

04-05-2013, 07:53 PM	#62
PensFever71 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pittsburgh Country:  Posts: 689 vCash: 500	2013 Pens Drinking Game Because I am both a dedicated alcoholic and avid Pens fan, I would like to merge my two interests. Actually I just thought it would be interesting to create a drinking game (soda for those underage) based on our 2013 Penguins. If you have an idea for a rule post it! Please keep in mind I would like the entire broadcast, so rules should be based on events/situations with moderate occurrences. ie. Good example - every time Tanner Glass has a pointless shift. Bad example - every time TK shoots. ( actually this might be a good rule). If you find this idea childish, irresponsible, ludicrous, or just an absolute dud of an idea; do not only not participate, but insult me personally for everyone's amusement. I'd love to field some clever verbal jabs.

This guy right here wins the internet.

And last but not least someone posted their own drinking game. I'll post it so all 14 of you that read this will have ideas for a drinking game if you so choose to do one.

03-05-2013, 06:16 PM	#27
Randy Butternubs Makin Bacon Pancakes Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 4,334 vCash: 500	I actually have a Pens drinking game already. Every season I update the rules. Here's the newest version (binge drink responsibly): Offense 2 drinks per Penguins goal o +1 drink if it is on the Power Play o +2 drinks if it is Shorthanded o +3 drinks if a Defenseman not named Letang scores o +4 drinks if it is on a Penalty Shot o +5 drinks if the goalie records an assist o FINISH your drink if the goalie scores the goal 1 drink if a Penguin drives to the net o +2 drinks if he knocks over the goalie o +3 drinks if the he knocks the net off of its moorings Defense 1 drink per Penguins save or blocked shot o +1 drink if it is Shorthanded o +2 drinks if it is Crosby or Malkin o +3 drinks if it is on the Power Play o +4 drinks if the puck is stuck in someone’s equipment o +5 drinks if the goalie makes a save with their mask o FINISH your drink if a player blocks a shot with their face 2 drinks when the Penguins goalie handles the puck o +2 drinks if he turns it over o +5 drinks if the turnover results in a goal against The Tough Stuff 1 drink per Penguins body check o +2 drinks if it is open-ice or a hip check o +3 drinks if it is Paul Martin o +5 drinks if someone loses a helmet 3 drinks per fight o +1 drink if it is immediately after a faceoff o +2 drinks if it is after a clean hit o +3 drinks if it is a Penguin with over a $3 million cap hit o FINISH your drink if there are 2 or more fights going on Miscellaneous 2 drinks for the following: o If the puck hits a referee or linesman o If long arms or sticks are mentioned o When Bob Errey says “Steigy” o If someone is awkward with Dan Potash o If the Penguins Girls are shown o When the Subway Sandwich is shown End of the Game 2 drinks if the Penguins win o +2 drinks if it is against a division opponent FINISH your drink if the Penguins lose o Do a shot if it is against the Flyers Last edited by Randy Butternubs: 03-05-2013 at 06:22 PM.

Welp enjoy this and tweet one of us if you like any of the ideas. We might say thanks for this or something, who knows.

Last thing included with this post might make you all want to start drinking now.

HAHAHHA

Enjoy.

Go Pens.