Friday, November 7, 2014

RECAP: They're still Zombie Thrashers. Pens WIN.

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3

No matter what way you look at it, the Jets are still the Thrashers. This was actually a pretty entertaining game and a game that the Penguins needed. Winnipeg is actually playing pretty good hockey right now. Someone pissed in the Jets cheerios at one point during the game and it was a really physical and chippy hockey game. The Pens didn't break and they pushed back for the first time in 5 years, so that was a welcome sight.

The First Period started out kind of slow, both teams started to feel each other out until Winnipeg got a pretty good jump. The game sounded like it was in Pittsburgh because the Winnipeg was quiet. Both goalies made a few good saves until about halfway through the first. The Jets had some pretty good momentum going and Bryan Little shot one towards Fleury. Fleury seemed to have a beat on it until Andrew Ladd got a piece of it and tipped it between Fleury's legs. As soon as that puck went in, degenerates all over the internet were bitching about Fleury (lol) to no ones surprise. The Penguins answered fairly quick though. A minute and half later, Simon Despres took a pass from Brandon Sutter, curled the puck on his stick and fired a hard wrister towards Pavelec and it hit something and went in. Pavelec didn't collapse like he did mid game in Atlanta a few years back. This was Despres' first goal since like the Reagan Administration. Amazing what the kid can do when he gets a shot. Not much else happened except Steve Downie suckered the Jets into taking a too many men penalty. What a god damn player. Period ended in a 1-1 tie. Robert Bortuzzo also fought Blake Wheeler for the first fight of the game.


The Penguins were all over the Jets in the beginning of the period. About 6 minutes in, Robert Bortuzzo made an unbelievable chip up to Brandon Sutter for a breakaway. Sutter beat Pavelec low and scored his 4th of the year (obligatory Brandon Sutter is playing really good hockey comment). Sutter's goal made it 2-1 and Bortuzzo's assist leaves Zach Sill as the only Penguin without a point. Right after the goal, Mark Scheifele went into Fleury's crease hard on a frozen puck. Fleury slashed Scheifele and then it showed Simon Despres' wild side. Evander Kane dropped the gloves with Despres and Despres was smiling the entire time even though Kane crushed him. 
There were a serious of penalties after that, and eventually Steve Downie had to serve one for Blake Comeau because Steve Downie is honorary penalty server guy. The Penguins killed the penalty and Brandon Sutter got the puck as Downie exited the box. Spaling tried to hit Downie with a stretch pass and he missed but the puck bounced off the boards perfectly to Downie who made a beautiful move around Pavelec to make it 3-1. What ensued was pretty stupid, tbh. Watch for yourself.

Pretty much a cheap shot from Byfuglien and the fact he only got 2 for Cross Checking is absolutely garbage. Downie also got 2 for roughing (his first of 22 penalty minutes on the night). A little over a minute later on the 4 on 4, Jacob Trouba fired a missle past a sliding Hornqvist and went far post on Fleury. He had no chance in hell to see the puck. 3-2 Pens after 2.

To think the 2nd was chippy, the 3rd got even chippier. 20 seconds in, Byfuglien and Downie each got 10 minute misconducts for some of the least amount of contact the two of them each had. During that time frame, about 4 minutes in, the Jets got the puck and Kris Letang was trapped, it was basically a 2 on 1 with the Jets and Paul Martin thought he was Matt Niskanen for a second and pinched on the wall leaving Evander Kane wide open streaking down the middle. Letang couldn't catch him and Kane sniped Fleury on the breakaway. 3-3 and MTS Centre was rocking, considering they're the best fans in the NHL, we weren't shocked. A minute later, Scuderi and Perrault went off for slashing and apparantly Downie said something about someone's mom, and got another 10 minute misconduct which lead to an ejection. The game was back and forth at this point with both goalies making huge saves. Fleury robbed Kane on a wrap around somewhere in there. At the 9:45 mark of the 3rd, Zach Sill ran Pavelec and it sent Trouba into Code Red. Trouba ended up getting a double minor and sent the Pens on to the PP, but no dice. Shortly after the PP, Craig Adams sent someone into next week and because this is the NHL and we have to fight after clean hits, some guy named Adam Lowry thought he had to fight Adams. The game continued to get chippy and eventually Mathieu Perrault is an idiot and cross checked Simon Despres into Fleury and the refs made the call like it was the easiest thing they did all night. The Jets PK was up to task and killed the Pens PP even though they had a few good opportunites. With 2:30 left, Rob Scuderi got called for a borderline hook, but the Pens killed their 33 straight and because of Marc-Andre Fleury, they earned atleast a point.


Overtime was back and forth as soon as the #DryScrape was over. Both teams had some pretty good chances and some defensemen made some huge plays. There might have been a post in there somewhere too. With 1:06 left to play, Simon Despres got called for a trip, which we can't believe was called in OT, but whatever. The Jets may have made the biggest mistake in this game by not putting Dustin Byfuglien on the ice on the 4 on 3. Paul Martin broke up 2-3 big shots right at the tail end of OT to send the game into a shootout.

This was the Pens first Shootout of the season and the Jets sent out Blake Wheeler first. He came fast on Fleury and Fleury was late on the poke check and Wheeler sniped Fleury. 1-0 Winnipeg. The Penguins sent out Evgeni Malkin first who made it look easy. 1-1. Andrew Ladd shot second for the Jets, Fleury with a pad save. Sidney Crosby dangeled Pavelec and basically broke his ankles and tucked one under the pads to give the Pens a 2-1 advantage in the SO. This left it up to Evander Kane, who Fleury poke checked to steal the 2nd point.

1. Brandon Sutter
2. Evander Kane
3. Blake Wheeler
(Heyyyyy Fannnssss Honorable Mention) Marc-Andre Fleury

Game Notes
  • The Penguins went 0-6 on the PP
  • The Pens killed their 34th consecutive penalty over the span of 9 games. Unreal
  • Brandon Sutter tied his career high with 3 points in this one
  • Evgeni Malkin's 12 game point streak was snapped
  • Marc-Andre Fleury made 34 saves







Thursday, November 6, 2014

Gameday: Game 12 - Pens at Jets

MTS Centre
8:00 PM
TV: Root
Radio: 105.9 The X

Tonight, the Penguins travel North of the Border for the second time this season. Tonight we get to see what a real fanbase looks like as the Penguins visit beautiful Winnipeg. As we all know, Winnipeg is a cold city. The Jets are off to a decent start as well as winning 5 of their last 6 although they only average like 1.9 goals per game while the Penguins have won 5 straight and are averaging like 4.1 goals per game. The Jets are one of the stingiest defenses in the league even though they have a lot of no name defensemen. Our old friend Eric Tangradi no longer is in Winnipeg. We recommend grabbing some poutine as we all know that the Penguins like to play this franchise.

Lines: (via Daily Faceoff)

Kunitz - Crosby - Hornqvist
Dupuis - Malkin - Comeau
Spaling - Sutter - Downie
Sill - Goc - Adams

Martin - Letang
Bortuzzo - Ehrhoff
Scuderi - Despres

Fleury

Ladd - Little - Frolik
Kane - Scheifele - Wheeler
Perreault - Lowry - Byfuglien
Galiardi - Slater - Thorburn (somehow he still has a job)

Stuart - Trouba
Enstrom - Bogosian
Clitsome - Postma

Pavelec

Game Notes:
  • The Penguins power play is clicking at 41.3 percent which is 12 percent greater than the 2nd best power play in the league.
  • The Penguins Penalty Kill has killed 30 consecutive penalties and have climbed into the Top 10 in the NHL.
  • Winnipeg is only scoring on 11% of their penalties
  • Andrew Ladd, Blake Wheeler, and Bryan Little are the leading goal scorers for Winnipeg with 5.
  • The Penguins have 5 of the top 6 scorers on the power play in the NHL.
  • The Penguins are 40-10-3 all time vs the Winnipeg/Atlanta franchise.
Do It.

Go Pens





Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Four More Years!

News came out over the last hour that the Penguins have re-signed Goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury to a 4 year $23 million extension that expires in 2018-19. The deal gives Fleury a $5.75 million cap hit over those 4 years. Fleury is 7-2-0 this year with a 1.89 GAA and .931 save percentage. He is also 5 wins away from reaching 300 in his career.


We personally are huge fans of this deal and it's a deal that had to be done. The list of UFA Goaltenders on July 1st is really weak. Good move by GMJR to get this done early before it was too late. The GMJR Approval Rating keeps growing as each hour goes by.

RECAP. State of Go F Yourselves. Pens WIN

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For most of the season so far the Penguins have been banking on their power play to score goals.  The power play that has been clicking at over 40% so far.  Tonight the Pens scored 3 even strength goals and only 1 power play goal.  It was nice to see a little more balance from the Pens this game.  HCMJ said it best.  Teams are gonna play to not put the Pens on the power play which in turn will open things up even strength.  #MikeJohnstonForPresident.


Live shot of pretty much everyone during the 1st period:

With about 30 some odd seconds left Downie 3:16 slid a slick pass into Nick Spaling's DM's and Spaling put the puck in the net.  1-0 Pens



The 2nd period was a bit more exciting.  2 minutes and 8 seconds into the period Brandon Sutter burst into the Wild zone and ripped a shot past Darcy Kuemper to make it 2-0 Pens.  Pens gave the Wild a power play but nothing doing there.  Then the Wild did that thing that teams are tying not to do.  Put the Pens on the power play.  It took the Pens all of 11 seconds to cash in.  Evgeni Malkin hit Chris Kunitz with an unreal shot pass and Kunitz deflected it home to make it 3-0 Pens.  Then things got a little chippy.  Ryan Carter decided it was a good idea to try to push Tomas Greiss into the goal well after Greiss had covered the puck.  Not a good idea.  Tempers flared and somehow the Pens came out of that with a power play.


The power play carried over to the 3rd period.  It was pretty forgettable in all honesty.  Things continued to get chippy when Kyle Brodziak decided to jump Simon Despres after Despres hit a Wild player.  How dare Simon Despres play hockey!!!  Brodziak would get an extra 2 and the Pens would go on the power play.  That power play didn't go so well either.  Nino Neidufiwehfwif got a breakaway and beat Tomas Greiss on the backhand to make it 3-1, thus ending the Pens shutout streak at 205 minutes and some odd seconds.  The Wild finally had some life and would pick up the pressure.  It looked as if they had scored a 2nd goal but Marcel Goc was playing goalie while some douche had Tomas Greiss in the Yes Lock.  Upon further review the puck crossed the line so it looked like it was gonna be 3-2 Pens.  BUT the referee caught the Wild player that put Greiss in the Yes Lock and waived the goal off.  The "State of Hockey" couldn't understand how call could ever go against them and started throwing stuff on the ice.  F off.  Pens would ice the game when Patric Hornqvist hit an empty net as Wild fans continued to throw stuff on the ice.  Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




1) Tomas Greiss
2) Nino Neiifodfwef
3) Mikko Koivu <------ WHAT?!?!?!

Stuff:
  • Olli Maatta underwent successful surgery yesterday to remove the potentially cancerous tumor in his Thyroid Gland.  
  • Robert Bortuzzo was back in the line up last night.  He made a couple unreal defensive plays.
  • Evgeni Malkin continued his point streak.
  • The Pens PK has killed something like 30 or so power plays in a row since giving up that goal to Seguin.
  • Pens have won 5 in a row.
  • Rob Rossi sucks
Pens next game is tomorrow in Atlanta Winnipeg.  It might be cold there.

Go Pens







Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Game Day: Game 11 Penguins at Wild



Television: ROOT Sports

Radio: 105.9 The X

8PM Xcel Energy Center

  

 (7-2-1 First in the Metrosexual Division)


(7-3-0 Tied for 7th in the Western Conference) 

   The Pittsburgh Penguins will face the Minnesota Wild tonight at 8PM at the Xcel Energy Center. During the four game winning streak the Penguins have outscored opponents 19-3, have gone 10/21 (47.6%) on the powerplay and killed 14/14 (100% geniuses) of their recent penalty kills. One thing to note: Minnesota is NOT the Buffalo Sabres. The Wild are unbeaten at home (5-0-0). The Wild have outscored opponents 21-6 while playing at home in five games. The Pens are averaging the most goals per game in the NHL at 4.1 goals per game, while the Wild have the best goals against average 1.8 in the league while the Penguins sit at 2.2 goals against per game (11th in the NHL). Basically tonight is a battle of two good hockey teams, which after playing the BuffaLOL Sabres the Penguins are due for a good contest. One thing is for sure, neither of these two teams will be in the running for Connor McDavid come season's end.

Lines via Daily FaceOff:  

Pittsburgh:
                                LW            C                 RW 

Kunitz - Crosby - Hornqvist

Dupuis - Malkin - Comeau 

Spaling - Sutter - Downie

Sill - Goc - Adams

D

Martin - Letang

Ehrhoff - Bortuzzo

Scuderi - Despres

Greiss


Minnesota:

                                          LW             C                  RW 

Parise - Granlund - Pomminville 

Zucker - Koivu - Coyle

Vanek - Brodziak - Niederreiter 

Carter - Haula - Fontaine 

D

Suter - Brodin 

Scandella - Folin

Prosser - Dumba 

Kuemper 

What to Watch for:
  • Sidney Crosby is coming off being named second star of October for the NHL recording 7 goals, 8 assists (15 points because logic) in 10 games played
  • Marc Andre Fleury was named NHL's 3rd star of the week, recording 3 wins with 2 shutouts and a .959 save percentage
  • Look for Robert Bortuzzo to be that big defensive presence as the Penguins get him back tonight with Maatta going on the shelf for surgery 
  •  Malkin has also played some unreal hockey, recording 5 goals and 10 assists in 10 games
  • Penguins powerplay (good lord) look for them to continue to put in numbers going for their 5th straight win
  • No Matt 'Runs with Elbows' Cooke for Minnesota tonight
Born in Minnesota




Do it. LETS GO PENS.

Sunday, November 2, 2014

RECAP. Buffalo. Yikes. Pens WIN

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Buffalo.  Buffalo is not a very good hockey team.  In the past we used to love making fun of Buffalo mostly because of Emo Ryan Miller.  He's gone now and the Sabres are just awful.  We honestly felt bad for Jonas Enroth last night.  The Pens did whatever they wanted for most of the game and put 5 behind Enroth.  Without Enroth this game could have easily been 8-0 or even 9-0.  To the recap.


The Pens were in the Sabres' mouth from the opening faceoff.  They got what seemed like the first 3205983 shots of the game.  Then about 4 and a half minutes into the period they put one behind Enroth.  Best In The World took a pass in the neutral zone with speed and flew into the Sabres zone.  He undressed the ever so useful Tyler Myers and tried to split 2 other Sabres but was denied.  Hornqvist jumped on the lose puck and shuffled it towards goal but ENroth made the save.  He couldn't control the rebound and Chris Kunitz pounced on it and beat Enroth to make it 1-0 Pens.  The Pens controlled play for the remainder of the period but couldn't get another one past Enroth.  They did however, limit the Sabres to just 3 shots on goal.


The Sabres came out in the 2nd period and actually looked interested in the game compared to the way they played in the 1st period.  They were the ones controlling the play and were even out shooting the Pens at one point in the period.  It took the Pens about half the period to get back on track and when they did the snowball started to roll.  Blake Comeau absolutely sniped one on Enroth to make it 2-0 Pens.  Super hero Olli Maatta forced a turnover and sent the Pens the other way.  The puck made it way to Evgeni Malkin who carried it into the Sabres zone.  He stopped and fed Comeau who was trailing on the play.  He waited until he got to the Zack Morris NHL 14 glitch spot and sniped one high to give the Pens their 2nd goal.  Then the Sabres broke the golden rule.  Don't put the Penguins on a power play.  The Sabres either tried to cheat or couldn't count to 5.  Both are very possible options.  Regardless, the Pens power play went to work.  Malkin to Kunitz to Hornqvist.  Tic tac toe.  3-0 Pens.



3rd period was kind of whatever.  Sabres went back to looking completely uninterested.  Around 2 minutes in they put the Pens back on the power play after Mike Weber thought it would be a good idea to punch Best In The World in the chin.  Not a good idea.  And the Pens cashed in.  Kris Letang made an unreal shot pass from the point, through unlimited bodies, right to the stick of Chris Kunitz who deflected the puck past Enroth to make it 4-0 Pens.  With about 8 minutes to play the Sabres gave the Pens another power play.  Once again, the Pens cashed in.  Evgeni Malkin launched a bomb from the point.  Enroth had no chance.  5-0.  Game.


1) Evgeni Malkin
2) Chris Kunitz
3) Marc Andre Fleury


Stuff:
  • Evgeni Malkin has a point in every game this season.
  • 3 Penguins are in the top 10 in scoring.  4 in the top 15.
  • Marc Andre Fleury hasn't allowed a goal since the 2nd period of the New Jersey game.
  • Since losing to Detroit the Pens are 4-0 with 3 shutouts and are outscoring the opposition 19-3.
  • The power play is clicking at some unreal mark at around 40% or so.  Give or take a percentage point.
  • After struggling early in the season the Pens PK has found a little bit of a groove.
Next game is Tuesday in Minnesota against the Minnesota North Stars Wild. at 8 p.m.

Go Pens






Saturday, November 1, 2014

Game Day: Game 10 Sabres VS Penguins


Consol Energy Center
Television: ROOT Sports 
Radio: 105.9 The X 
7PM 


(Celler-dwellers of the Atlantic Division at 2-8-1)

(First in the Metrosexual Division at 6-2-1)

    The highly disappointing Buffalo Sabres come to the silent confines of Consol Energy Center coming off an overtime lost to the Boston Bruins 3-2. #TankForMcDavid seems to be well underway for the Sabres as they continue to just woah the hockey world by finding new ways to disappoint. The Sabres only registered ten shots (10) on net against the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS on Tuesday. Although the Penguins should easily win this game on paper and by logic, these are the games that aren't as easy as expected. Half of the players in the Sabres lineup we've never heard of. However, Buffalo wants to win, including defenseman Tyler Myers who basically called his team "embarrassing" after the loss to the Leafs. Christian Ehrhoff will face his former team and probably laugh at them from across the bench. Either way, it's a game the Penguins should win and a game Buffalo badly needs to give them a confidence boost. 

Lines via Daily Faceoff:

  For the Sabres: 
                                                     LW          C              RW

Moulson- Ennis- Stafford

Mitchell- Girgensons- Gionta

Foligno -Hodgson- Stewart

Deslauriers - Flynn- McCormick

D

Gorges - Myers

Weber - Strachan 

Benoit - Ristolainen 

Enroth 

For the Penguins: 

LW              C                R

Kunitz - Crosby - Hornqvist

Dupuis - Malkin - Comeau 

Spaling - Sutter - Downie 

Sill - Goc - Adams

   D

Ehrhoff - Martin 

Maatta - Letang 

Despres - Scuderi (mer)

Fleury

 What to Watch For: 
  • Sabres have the 8th best PK in the NHL clicking at 85.3%, Penguins #1 Powerplay at 39.5% watch to see some fun stuff happen there
  • Crosby and Malkin lead NHL in powerplay points with 8 each 
  • Ehrhoff on facing his former team: "LOLOLLOLOLLLOLLOLLO Sabres"
  • Dating back to February 1st 2010, the Penguins are 12-4 against BuffaLOL
  • Crosby (#BestInTheWorld) has recorded a point in 17 games straight against Buffalo
  • Malkin riding a nine game point streak (4 goals, 8 assists)
  • Penguins PK has successfully killed off the last 22 attempts




-DO IT. LETS GO PENS.