Gameday: Game 20 - Pens at Bruins

TD Garden

7 PM

TV: ROOT, NBCSN

Radio: 105.9 The X

The Penguins are in our favorite most hated city tonight to take on the piece of shit Bruins. In case you haven't watched any of the NHL this year, you would probably not know that the Bruins are in 3rd place in their division (10-5-5). The Bruins are also without star defenseman Zdeno Chara because he fell over because he's a tree or something. We particularly do not like the Bruins or the city of Boston for that matter. Let's just hope the Penguins can start.....and finish a full 60 minutes tonight, something the city of Boston doesn't particularly know how to do. Patrice Bergeron, who might be the only truly decent player on the Bruins, is their leading scorer with 16 points in 22 games. It will be interesting to see how Mike Johnston tries to keep Crosby away from Bergeron. The Penguins morning skate was interrupted this morning because the fire alarms in TD Garden went off. Somehow we think this is Brad Marchand's fault. We're excited to see how the Penguins bounce back after a rough weekend against an opponent where they haven't had the most success with over the past few years. Steve Downie might murder Marchand tonight and we might buy 9349324 Steve Downie jerseys if he does.

Lines (from Daily Faceoff)

Spaling - Crosby - Hornqvist

Kunitz - Malkin - Comeau

Downie - Sutter - Bennett

Sill - Goc - Adams

Martin - Letang

Maatta - Ehrhoff

Scuderi - Despres

Fleury

Big Nose - Bergeron - Smith

Lucic - Soderberg - Injury Prone Eriksson

Caron - Khokhacev - Pastrnak

Paille - War Hero Campbell - Gagne

Seidenberg - Joe Haggerty's Boyfriend

Morrow - Hamilton

Bartkowski - Miller

Rask

• Joe Morrow is in the NHL?
• Joe Haggerty sucks
• Jack Edwards sucks
• Boston sucks
• Lucic might try to break someone's fucking neck, we're sure Steve Downie won't allow that to happen
• Who the hell is on their 3rd line?

Do it

Go Pens

Cam Neely sucks