In 15 Days....

Now that we have wrote about the wasteful career of Kris Beech, we are now caught up on our countdown. 15 days from today in about an hour, the Pittsburgh Penguins will play in their regular season opener against the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Anaheim Ducks. Ryan Kesler will probably oppose Sidney Crosby on the opening draw right after we get christened by the beautiful voice that is one of Jeff Jimerson's.

What a legend.

There have been a few less people that have worn the number 15. Those players are Bob Dillabough, Billy Harris, George Swarbrick, Yvon Labre, Steve Cardwell, Brian McKenzie (no relation to TSN Bob, we think), Rick Kessell, Bob McManama, Stan Gilbertson, Gary Rissling, Pat Boutette, Randy Cunneyworth, Dave Capuano (no relation to Jack, we think), Doug Smith, Randy Gilhen, Shawn McEachern, Dimitry Mironov, Josef Beranek, Roman Simicek, Wayne Primeau (related to Keith, #Confirmed), Brian Holzinger, Niklas Nordgen, Faceoff warrior Mike Zigomanis, Dustin Jeffrey, and Tanner Glass.

So you're reading this list thinking, how the hell do you pick a degenerate off of this list? And you're right. This might be the worst number to wear if you ever become a Pittsburgh Penguin. Note to current NHL players, if you ever become a Pittsburgh Penguin, don't wear the #15 or your career will go down faster than Paul Walker's.

Instead of giving you stats of one of these degenerates, we will just give you some videos of some of them.

Underrated aspect of this: Mike Lange talking about a Brooks Orpik PP goal.

That's really all these degenerates deserve.

Until 14.

Go Pens.